12 Things to do while STILL broke and trying to pay ThereBucks sales requests

1. Wake up and check PayPal account. Pay ThereBucks sellers before even reading email or having morning caffeine.

2. Be glad you are now only two days behind paying sellers, but also notice three new sales requests came in while you were sleeping and ThereBucks balance is creeping up again.

3. Make last ditch effort to fatten up cancer kitty before Monday's chemo appointment, so oncologist won't want to give her expensive blood tests or more antibiotics to go with all her other drugs.

4. Commiserate with Fat Rodney "pee-tail" Kitty on how life is SO NOT FAIR because China gets to eat all she wants of tasty, tasty food, with people worrying that she is too thin and should be encouraged to eat more while WE have to watch our girlish figures. (Okay, Fat Rodney "pee-tail" Kitty isn't a girl, but he doesn't know that.)

5. Agree to write article for the There Voice on the current state of the There economy and ThereBucks resellers. Realize that this is going to require more research than you thought and so meanwhile make a list (another list!) of reasons why buyers should buy from you and sellers should sell to you.

6. Make last ditch effort to air out office from Urine-Off application of the day before and make space in office, in preparation for gargoyle bookcase set.

7. Email all There clubs you are leader of, even though you hate it when people send out loads of club emails and almost never send Wheremail or club email ever to anyone about anything, to let them know that "OMG...guess what??? I actually have ThereBucks in stock, can you believe it????" like it is some big news flash.

8. Stare at GMail, wondering where all the ThereBucks and IMVU Credits sales are. Remind self that the only time sales are deader than a Tuesday afternoon is a Saturday afternoon.

9. To stop self from compulsively checking GMail, take a shower. Spend time in shower fantasizing about checking GMail and seeing you have thousands of dollars in ThereBucks sales. After drying hair, check email to find you have had NO sales at all, which is actually totally normal for a Saturday afternoon but depressing nonetheless.

10. Compulsively reboot iPhone over and over to see if EDGE network is working yet. (It isn't.) Feel sorry for yourself because you can't use some of the coolest new features of the new iPhone 1.1.3 update, such as global positioning to get driving directions.

11. Start up secondary computer to auto-pay ThereBucks buyers and shut down primary computer/tablet pc to take with to bf's house.

12. At bf's house, turn on primary computer and take over from secondary computer, checking requests and email making sure everyone is still getting paid IMVU credits, ThereBucks or cash via PayPal as quickly as possible, meanwhile ignoring bf because you know...the Internet never sleeps or takes a day off. I'm a global business, baby!